Today, Chancellor Moeser will give his remarks concerning the state of the University. To mark the occasion, in place of my regular column, I would like to present a few observations of my own on the turnover of a new academic year:
-Pepsi now controls the vast share of soft drink sales on our campus, but Student Stores still sells glass bottles of Coke - and for some reason, they still taste better than any other cola product.
-We've lost professors to other schools, and many will be missed. But far more than we will miss them, we will notice the absence of those who would never leave by choice - professors, teachers and mentors taken from this campus by sickness, old age or death.
-Even when you know the football team is bound to lose, it's hard not to believe that it will somehow find a way to win whenever the sun is shining on game day.
-Just once, stop and ask yourself, "Do I know the person for whom Student Stores is named - and if so, do I know why he would merit having a building named after him?"
-It is still impossible to find a parking space at 7:30 p.m. on a Tuesday.
-I am convinced that somewhere in the depths of South Building there is a blackboard with this written on it: An Equation to Evaluate Excellence - [(the sum of our endowment) x (the number of men's basketball team wins) - (the number of football team losses) + (our average class size)] / the difference in tuition between our school and the average of our peers.
-In these difficult times, it is good to know that there are a few things that tie us all together: an unpretentious, unvarnished hatred of Duke, the uncomplicated joy that pulses through campus the first time it really snows and the inevitability that, at least once each year, we will read the police log and come across a name we know.
-You can no longer buy cigarettes on campus, but there seem to be just as many smokers this year as in years before. More so, really.