To find out what’s going to happen in the NCAA Final Four, you could wait until the games this weekend, or you could read ahead and find it out early from the Nostradamus that is The Daily Tar Heel.
So here follows the future, as told by Your Boy.
Arizona exposed Illinois for the huge joke that they are. Let’s not forget that these Tar Heels beat this exact same Fighting Illini team last season and that Sean May ripped them apart for 23 points and 14 rebounds.
Channing Frye, who is a good player but doesn’t come close to May, abused Illinois, and at one point they even put the 6-foot-6 Rev. Roger Powell on him under the basket.
If it wasn’t for a huge choke job from Lute Olson’s boys, Illinois would be crying on the bus all the way back to Champaign.
Deron Williams — who looks like a slimmed-down version of Big May — Luther Head and Dee Brown are all very dangerous players, but the lack of interior presence will come back to hurt the Illini.
While Kentucky has superfan Ashley Judd, Illinois has the ultimate stud in Hugh Hefner. Anybody who can parlay a degree from Illinois into a polygamous life surrounded by scantily clad women is all right in my book.
While everybody is looking toward an epic UNC-Illinois finals battle, they will all be disappointed as Rick “the Godfather” Pitino will lead his Louisville squad over Illinois.
I wouldn’t be shocked to hear that Bruce Weber woke up with a severed horse’s head in his bed on Saturday morning.