Gary Smith strode to the podium at the National Sportswriter of the Year banquet, but once again, it wasn’t his party.
Smith was there to introduce Rick Reilly and hand him his ninth Sportswriter of the Year Award.
He was secretly seething at the success of his Sports Illustrated counterpart, and he and his family were ready to let the world in on his pain.
Before Smith could get into his speech, his sisters emerged from the crowd, bearing a sign that read: “Rick Reilly is an award hog.” They descended upon Reilly, bound him and put a hood over his head in protest.
If that couldn’t stop Reilly, what can?
The author is back to claim his 10th award this year, and on his way to Salisbury to pick up the hardware, he is stopping off at the University for a lecture and question-and-answer session at 7 p.m. Tuesday in 111 Carroll Hall.
The award hog is most famous for his weekly “Life of Reilly” column that runs on the last page of SI, the first signed weekly editorial in the storied history of the publication.
Reilly said Smith really is the best sportswriter in America, but he still has no plans to relinquish his claim on the trophy.
“I’ve never been named to People’s 50 Most Beautiful,” Reilly said Thursday in a phone interview. “I’ve never won an MVP or a Final Four. This is my one award to win. … I just suck at everything else.”