Kvetching board for September 26

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

To the wannabe quarterback in the middle of the student section — there is a reason you're in the stands and not on the field not the least of which is your current blood-alcohol content.

Just b­ecause you are a grad

student doesn't mean you can be that condescending to me.

How the hell is voter

registration offensive to you? If you're one of the hundreds of people who lie every single time a voter-reg volunteer approaches you don't really get to be annoyed.

Hey girl in Davis: Your study room is not sound proof. Get off your damn phone.

Roommate: I know you're the one that always leaves pee on the seat. Use TP or improve your aim.

I understand why the SRC closes during football games but is it really necessary to be closed the entire day? Some people other than football players also enjoy working out on game days.

Dear Roommate: On those rare occasions that you actually spend in our room you might want to check if I'm actually napping under the covers before you complain about me to your only friend. Thanks.

To all those hand huggers: high five and hugs the combination doesn't work. GET OVER IT.

Frat guys I know all the ladies think your tobacco stained teeth are sexy but it appears you have somehow confused

beautiful Kenan with State's brick wasteland.

To the couple who sits on the front row of Lois Boynton's Media Ethics class biting each other's shoulders really turns me on.

To my hallmates: Even though I leave my room unlocked you DO NOT have permission to add random friends and/or change my sexuality on Facebook.

To Republicans getting your cars keyed: I guess we liberals are intolerant of selfishness and/or stupidity: the only reasons one would vote Republican.

To all the Southerners wearing heavy winter coats scarves and complaining … IT'S NOT THAT COLD OUT!

Dear basketball team please stop with your ceremonious prima donna stroll in front of the stands at football games after kickoff. Either be on time or don't show up — like y'all did at the Final Four …

Writer of the police log: Either Chapel Hill Police literally have nothing to do or you have an incredible sense of humor.

The quad smelled like poop this week.

To aforementioned Math 118 girls of last week who were unsuccessful in their lobbying for a curve efforts: Boycotting class probably isn't going to help your cause or your grade on the next test.

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to editdesk@unc.edu subject line ‘kvetch.'