Kvetching board for July 16

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Sarah Palin: Now that your political career is dead can you please go away?

Dear DPS: Thanks for making parking first-come first-served especially since the server works terribly in China. Obviously people abroad don't need parking at UNC next semester.

Girl at Goodfellas Wednesday night who freaked out after she thought she might be in a background picture greater concern: Karaoke; it was ear piercing. Still trying to tag you.

After a technical malfunction occurred in class a Southern ol' boy from the back whipped out a Phillips screwdriver that he had clipped on his belt. State: I think you missed one.

Way to die Billy Mays. Now I have to watch the Shamwow guy at 3 in the morning while I'm pretending to love my girlfriend.

Dear Kvetching board: Last week you looked weaker than Ben Folds' whiny falsetto. Where are all the disgruntled Tar Heels?

To kvetch-happy baseball fans: If there is ever a situation in a sporting event where cheering too loudly is legitimate grounds for annoying other fans the sport you're watching is officially boring. For more examples see golf Olympic air rifle events and women's lacrosse.

Sprinklers: When I kick you because you're on and wasting water during a recession don't get all sassy and turn around and spray me. It was for your own good.

Aww crap … I just lost The Game!

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