Drinking saves
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Great news for everybody in college: a recent scientific study found that heavy drinkers live longer than those who don’t drink at all. That’ll be a great line for your folks…or your sponsor.
Gmail priority inbox
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Gmail now prioritizes what e-mails you consider “important” based on which ones you read first. That’s a little sketchy, but at least all those “please remove me from this listserv” e-mails won’t be on top.
No booze, no boys
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For the next week or so, sorority girls will not be seen anywhere near booze or boys. Good? Maybe. Bad? Probably for bars that guys go to because girls are there (read: Bob’s). Who knows?
Deep-fried beer
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AWESOME. Appropriately, it was invented in Texas. It’s unclear whether this was included in the research studies showing heavy drinkers live longer. But still — how great would a deep-fried beer joint be next to Krispy Kreme?
‘Dislike’ scam
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