In spite of the holiday, we still got some great submissions that we wanted to run. Be sure to submit all this week for a full version of “Quote File” on Monday.
“Players? I can’t go to Players. That’s like … the freshman brothel.”
Girl: I think I have everything I need.
Boy: Are you sure?
Girl: Yeah, dirty clothes and
tampons.
Guy 1: “So how far did you get with her?”
Guy 2: “Let’s just say I felt her Nuva ring…”
Guy 1: “She told me she was going to treat me like a
Sour Patch Kid and suck me all day long”
Guy 2: “DUDE. BEST. GIRLFRIEND. EVER.”
“That was before Tiger Woods became a man whore.”
N.C. State fan at game versus UNC: “We have titles in bass fishing.”
“So, I knew I was like sick because I was sneezing A LOT.”
“I’d rather you touch my penis than my iPod.”
