Green gowns
Duke University’s graduation gowns this spring will be made of recycled material. That’s nice, Duke grads giving back to the environment and all. It’s probably the only good thing they’ll do for humanity.
Carrier basketball
UNC and Michigan State are close to reaching a deal to play a game on an aircraft carrier next season. The Spartans’ navy was defeated soundly by the Athenians in 376 B.C., so this should be a piece of cake.
$250,000!
An N.C. State student recently earned $250k as an undergrad! Unfortunately, he earned it trafficking marijuana and told that to a cop. UNC even traffics better drugs than State. Skiing, anybody?