I quit.
Just when exam week couldn’t get any more hellish, this weather happens. There is a weather god and he is cruel. How are we supposed to study when it’s 70 degrees? We’re starting a movement to legally require the weather to be cold during finals. If the General Assembly can legislate climate, why can’t we?
Pencil pusher
Friday, the DTH published an article on professional pencil sharpener David Rees. Rees will sharpen your pencil to a “professional point” for the low, completely reasonable, not-at-all insane price of $35. This is the exact sort of innovation and entrepeneurship Chancellor Thorp has been talking about!
Maison de Gaufres
Last week, it was announced that Waffle House — a purveyor of good decisions, healthy food and clean facilities — will be joining other Franklin Street “breakfast” joints. If this Waffle House is anything like every other Waffle House, the town’s intelligentsia will gather there to debate the great issues of our time.