U mad?
March Madness is everyone’s favorite time of year, and if it’s not yours, then you’re wrong. Every single thing about it is great. Non-stop games on the first day hindering any and all productivity nationwide. Teams like the Iona College Gaels putting the fear of God in a 2-seed. Beer. It’s perfect. Except for…
AN EIGHT SEED?!?!
The NCAA selection committee’s magic/broken eight ball decided that UNC was only worthy of an eight seed in this year’s tournament. It’s an abomination. A travesty. A crime against humanity. An utter and complete wrongdoing. The worst thing to ever happen in history ever. What do you mean I’m exaggerating?
Transparency
Yoga pants supplier Lululemon has announced that it will be recalling some of its yoga pants because they are too transparent. Heterosexual men the world around are devastated at the news. Wait, do you hear that? It’s the sound of dozens of angry letters pouring into The Daily Tar Heel. Keep ‘em coming.