Dear YAFI,
My freshman year at UNC, I excitedly pledged DKU. It’s been a wonderful experience. Only one (1) puppy has been sacrificed to the cause, and I’ve met tons of girls in our colosseum-style basement dance floor. (For non-attendees, I’m referring to the raised platform that wraps around our dance floor, which is located in our basement. There, we, much like the upper crust of Roman society, can proudly & bravely watch a dense crowd of girls dance, as they compete, much like the gladiators of days of yore, for our attention and love.)
As I said before, it’s been a wonderful experience. However, in light of all this Kavanaugh stuff, I’m starting to feel like a guy can’t even be in a frat anymore without potentially risking his nomination to SCOTUS. Should I be worried?
Sincerely,
Concerned DKU member
Hi Concerned,
Probably?
Hello YAFI!
I’m worried the person I’m seeing doesn’t like me as much as I like them. How do I make them like me more?