Kiana Cole (human woman) and Alison Krug (the anthropomorphization of human shrieking) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
You: I forgot about my first assignment due this semester. How do I bounce back?
You Asked for It: There’s nothing quite like the transition from the “Hmm, when’s our first paper due again?” contemplation you have in the middle of class and the “OH, RIGHT NOW” realization that slaps you in the face as you see your former allies start to hand in their assignments.
We could tell you to get a planner or use your iCalendar app, but your planner will probably be misplaced and your iCal will probably explode once Snapchat takes over the world. So just stop planning! In the words of someone we’ve never heard of, quit while you’re behind.
You: I’m graduating this May — how do I get a ring by spring?