But before you begin celebrating too heavily, I must be the bearer of bad news. If I'm not mistaken, we're only 47 weeks away from the beginning of next year's election festivities. Yuck!
Over the past few days of post-election revelries, I've come up with a sure-fire way of not becoming homicidally annoyed at the hundreds of people giving me pieces of paper and telling me to vote: to become the name on some of those sheets of paper.
That's right. I'm officially declaring my candidacy for (insert name of some campus office).
But before you start blindly jumping on my campaign bandwagon, allow me to fill you in on some of the more important elements of my platform.
