Kissing Cousins
There are no risks associated with having a child with your first cousin, according to genetic scientists. Insert the West Virginia joke of your choice here.
Mouse House
A new University research facility will house thousands of lab mice. Sure, UNC might not have a bed for every head, but at least it's got a house for every mouse.
Look Homeward
Quarterback Darian Durant decided to remain with UNC's football team after all. At least we'll be good at one sport next year.
Tar Heel Quotables
"I would say a 9.8."
Former Student Body President Justin Young
Evaluating his performance as student body president. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Justin, don't ever let anyone say you don't have a sense of humor.
"As a member of Congress, it's really hard to get in touch with your constituency."
Junior Matt O'Brien
That's mostly because your constituency doesn't know who you are.
"I felt the administration needed another crack."
Board of Trustees Member Richard Stevens
Describing why the BOT rejected parking proposal. Funny, we felt the administration needed to get off the crack.
"Everyone's aware that you shouldn't drink and drive."
Anup Dashputre
Describing student government's new Safe Ride program. Wait, we never got that memo.
