How to use the correct language for sports events

TO THE EDITOR:

Congratulations to the UNC men’s basketball team on its great play in the NIT. From Deon Thompson’s low-post workmanship workpersonship to Larry Drew’s late game brinksmanship brinkspersonship the team has truly improved. John Henson’s two-handed block on the Mississippi State player was inhumane inhupeople. He It has really stepped up his its game recently. Keep up the superhuman superhuperson effort! Best of luck to the men’s athletes’ team tonight. Hopefully they will continue to outman outperson their opponents as the tournament continues. Oh, and can’t we end this politically correct, gender nonsense?


Ben Clark
Senior
International Studies