kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Dear Old East RA: Is it really necessary to start every e-mail with “Greetings Minions”?
To the RA across the hall: Could you please refrain from having sex every school night? Your screams are distracting us from our homework. Love, your concerned first years.
To the person who draws giant penises on the elevators in Morrison: Please stop, we all know what you’re compensating for.
To the girl smoking a huge joint cruising down Franklin on a Wednesday afternoon…I want to go where you’re going.
I made a rookie mistake and wore long sleeves at the end of October. What was I thinking?
The Nerf gun might be replacing the lanyard as the best way to not get laid.
You know it’s Halloween when almost every bulletin board in the dorm warns you about the dangers of alcohol and the importance of contraceptives.
To the guy walking down Franklin Street with a paddle hanging out of his backpack: Are you coming from your fraternity or BDSM 101?