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NC State is like a preteen, annoying little cousin

TO THE EDITOR:

It’s akin to that preteen cousin, always dying for attention and the only way he knows how is by showcasing just how annoying and immature he is. God, it’s pitiful.

Well, State, we’re not even mad. We’re impressed. Impressed that your tractors could make it all the way down I-40 before sunrise. Impressed that, in mimicking our award-winning student newspaper, you were actually able to rise above the regular garbage you call the Technician and come up with something halfway amusing. Really and truly, though, good one. It was cute.

Well, give yourselves a big, proud pat on the back. But, we still don’t care, or really notice you at all, certainly never to the point that our acknowledgement of such a silly prank would ever go beyond this letter to the editor. Good luck in the NIT!

Benjamin Augustus Booker

Senior

History

Kristina Fondren

Senior

Global Studies and Public Policy

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