kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the guy spitting game who told the InterVarsity girl that although he drinks every day, he isn’t an alcoholic; it’s only so his roommate doesn’t have to drink alone: Lies.
To the international students, I don’t care what you say, you are not a character in American Pie.
To the guy Skyping AND Facebooking his girlfriend in class: I took a picture to show my friends.
I guess I missed the memo; I assumed shower shoes were for showering, not rainy days. Keep it classy, UNC.
How is the recession affecting me? I’ve reused my Alpine coffee cup 11 times this week. No joke.
To the guy who cheated on his girlfriend with me, I’m guessing it was her idea for you to “defriend” me on Facebook — Sorry, “Mrs. it doesn’t change the fact that it still happened.”
I don’t know what upsets me more: the sorority girl in Orgo who wouldn’t share her Bud Light OR that I can now draw the chemical structure of said beverage.
To the guy in the UL with the “ZTA is good” sticker on his laptop: Are you that whipped?