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v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
!Alert Carolina!: Just showing the world how good UNC is at playing “Red Light, Green Light.”
To the CompSci kid with a cast on his wrist: Don’t lie to us. We all know your carpal tunnel isn’t from typing.
To the girl who gets off the elevator on the second floor: I know that limp is fake, and I now judge you more harshly than I did before.
To all the seniors who skipped the first football game: I’m a fan, who the #@!$ are you?
Yeah, if you had neglected that Angry Birds game for one minute, you probably would have missed that pole.
To the kid in the front row of Poli 100: I can smell the s—- on your nose from the back row.
To the College Republicans asking for thousands of dollars from Student Congress: So much for wanting to reduce government spending.
Dear Blue Zone: Sorry if those noisy fans disturbed your wine and cheese tasting.