kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the girl in Lenoir who said, “Oh we got a 1-seed? What does that mean?”: Pack your bags immediately and transfer to N.C. State.
To the professor who said you haven’t come around to Roy, you’ve lost my respect.
To the girl next to me in class Googling “how to handle multiple internship offers,” please share your secret to success.
S—t People Never Say: “Man, I wish Larry Drew was here and we were going to the NIT.”
To my drunk suitemate wailing “I hate it!” at 3:30 in the morning, you know what I hate? Being awake at 3:30 a.m. on a Tuesday.
Dear sorority girl, how was your Spring Break trip to Wonkaland? Because you look like an oompa-loompa.
To the guy in Davis on OKCupid.com, you prove that having a 60/40 ratio of companionship in your favor is nothing compared to the help of a mythological god.
To the blonde girl on my cruise from UNC, would it be possible to expand your vocabulary beyond the word ‘literally’?
To the loudest voice in Cobb: You’ve belted “Isn’t She Lovely” every day for the past six months. For the love of all that is holy, please pick a new song.
Why does Yahoo automatically update your Facebook with articles you read? Now everyone knows I secretly stalk Miley.