We are the 47 percent
This week, liberal magazine Mother Jones released a video of Mitt Romney saying that 47 percent of Americans are dependent on the government and would never vote for him. Regardless of whether he’s right, you gotta admire his bravery in thinking he can say something so stupid and still win the election.
Go Bigski
In another bold move for a local fast food staple, BSki’s announced plans to take its product national, saying “people have embraced the Ski factor.” Not quite sure what exactly that means, but it definitely sounds douchey. Sorta like something the villain in an ‘80s high school movie would say. RADICAL!
Time-Out and About
The iconic Chapel Hill restaurant Time-Out is planning on bringing a food truck of its own to campus. It’ll be kinda like an ice cream truck, but instead of bringing happiness and frozen treats to children, it’ll be bringing greasy chicken on even greasier biscuits to a bunch of drunks. And that’s a beautiful thing.