Assistant copy editor Drew Goins (responsible for Britney Spears’ shaved head) and assistant online editor Kelsey Weekman (the one who told Adam Levine platinum blond was a good look) are “You Asked for It,” a weekly advice column in which the two experts give their rarely helpful advice in response to anonymous questions submitted by UNC students.
You: Do girls like my new flow I’ve grown over the summer, or should I cut it short?
YAFI: Depends what kind of flow you’re working with. Do you look like Justin Bieber before he was arrested and/or got almost punched in the face by the elf from “Lord of the Rings”? If so, ditch it. The waterfall of swirling hair around your head is no fountain of youth, and grown women don’t typically want to get with men trying to look like a One Direction poster.
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To submit your own questions: bit.ly/dthyafi
Or do you have long, luscious locks like Chris Hemsworth in “Thor”? If so, dear Samson, don’t cut your hair for anyone. Your hockey team needs that good luck to win the playoffs.
You: I’m in a sorority and am trying to decide whether to live in the house next year. Help!