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Drew Goins (headed to Norfolk, Va., to be a Dow Jones News Fund intern this summer) and Kelsey Weekman (please hire her, please please PLEASE) are the advice columnists of “You Asked for It.” Results may vary.
You: My best friends are graduating this year. How do I keep up with them while they’re in the real world?
YAFI: What even is the real world? Other than the wildly entertaining MTV series that is among the most valuable things the ‘90s gave us (besides those Beanie Babies that are worth either thousands of dollars or a door slam in the face.)
Follow them on their wild adventures, from swamps to swinging bridges over fiery pits. If a dragon tries to seduce you, just go with it! Also, be a talking donkey.
But eventually you will have to let them embrace this life update, now with more than 300 new emojis and bug fixes! Don’t be the click wheel that holds them back.