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I am @uncproblems_.
Drew Goins (goodbye, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu) and Kelsey Weekman (HAGS) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
I trained for months for the third grade spelling bee.
Drew Goins (Drexit) and Kelsey Weekman (Kegs-Hit) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
Let me just start by saying that even though I didn’t get to arrest anyone, I still had fun.
The crown jewel of being a second-semester senior is getting to skip class registration.
Kelsey Weekman (Dr Pepper with vanilla and a splash of peach Fanta) and Drew Goins (water with lemon) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
Last weekend, I got to attend one of the best events the Triangle has to offer — Full Frame Documentary Film Festival.
The stars of You Asked for It finally answer your insane advice submissions, and now you can see their faces moving while they do it.
I've never been punched. I like my fights to be verbal and/or on Twitter.
Kelsey Weekman (happiest she’s ever been to stare at the cardboard backing of a picture frame for eternity) and Drew Goins (third or fourth happiest he’s ever been to stare at the cardboard backing of a picture frame for eternity) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
Just gonna leave these here. They don't mean anything necessarily. Don't worry about it.
It's pretty lit right now.
UNC's beloved mascot Rameses is now a father to newborn twins according to a video posted on the official UNC YouTube account.
The candidate profiles for our next EIC are live! If you love us or hate us, you should read them.
Kelsey Weekman (Joel James eating imaginary oatmeal) and Drew Goins (Luke Maye stirring Joel’s imaginary oatmeal for him from the bench so it doesn’t get lumpy) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
I always knew I would be involved in some weird paranormal hysteria, I just thought I'd be on the other side. The side making fun of it.
Kelsey Weekman (Flamin’ Hot Cheetos) and Drew Goins (stale Bugles) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
I am allergic to dust, trees, wool, nylon, probably grass and every kind of animal you could love.
Kelsey Weekman (Ice Cube in “Ride Along”) and Drew Goins (Ice Cube in “Are We There Yet 2”) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.