I implore any students reading this column to walk immediately to Steele Building and fill out the change-of-majors form. It doesn't matter what you change to so long as you can prolong your stay here.
Despite what fairy-tale MTV programming might lead you to believe, let me assure you: The Real World sucks.
I find myself struck by the reality of having no job, no place to live and no idea what to do with myself. Fortunately, I am not alone. Aside from a few homework-doing, r
