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v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Dear vuvuzelas: Why must you make me avoid ESPN at all costs?

Dear UK goalkeeper, thank you for screwing up. We love you, the United States.

To the person who keeps complaining about having their bike stolen … SPOILER ALERT: Using a lock helps prevent this.

Dear Chaco-hater, I hope you trip on your Rainbows or Jack Rogers on the bricks on the way to class.

Dear CTOPS parents: No, I do not know what your child’s foreign language is. Let them figure it out.

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to, subject line ‘kvetch.’

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