Opinion
Kvetching Board for January 24, 2014
By Kvetching Board | Jan. 24, 2014Why, by the coiled horns on Ramses’ well-fortified head, are you texting me “Goodnight”?
Read More »Why, by the coiled horns on Ramses’ well-fortified head, are you texting me “Goodnight”?
Read More »Currently playing the “Whose boots are louder?” game with every other female on campus. Chancellor Folt going 76 in a 55 mph zone. #PJstatus
Read More »Next time someone asks me what I’m doing after I graduate I’m going to respond with “When was your last bowel movement?” So we can both feel unaccomplished and uncomfortable.
Read More »I left my last microbiology class convinced I’m doomed to die of either botulism or rabies. Happy LDOC?
Read More »To the guy beside me in astronomy: Are you from Venus? Because your atmosphere is noxious. Please bathe.
Read More »To whoever decided to hang Christmas balls in the Arboretum: You’re two months early and 6 inches too low. Sincerely, a jogger with a bloody nose.
Read More »To all the folks in my Tuesday/Thursday class that had to listen to my hiccups for an hour and 15 minutes: I’m sorry. Trust me, I annoyed myself.
Read More »Wow I thought the YDs were bad with “Go Vote” but now the Dance Marathoners have taken it to a whole new level.
Read More »I don’t know who should feel more relieved, P.J. or Kate Middleton
Read More »North Carolina: Where the weather does what it wants and so do the politicians.
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