kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Can we give Kendall Marshall a nickname already?! The following seem appropriate: Special K, Ken-Possible, and Kendelicious.
Dear UNC Men’s Basketball team: I know our loss to Duke really put a damper on everyone’s moods, but giving John Henson a plastic fork at the restaurant where I work honestly made my week.
To the dude I saw intently shielding his eyes from the late afternoon sun walking through the quad: If only there were some more practical orientation for your backwards fitted hat…
Question for the girl who came outside wearing nothing but a guy’s button up during the HJ fire drill: I’ve heard sex is magical, but you’re telling me that when you did it, all of your clothes disappeared?
To the girl popping Plan B on the P2P Sunday night: Happy Valentine’s Day!
You really made us buy scantrons for the multiple choice part of the test which contained 5 questions? I had to break a $10 bill for that!
To the people handing out condoms in front of Lenoir on Valentine’s Day: Thanks for rubbing it in.
No, frat stars, holding up numbers when girls walk by and screaming “Happy Valentines Day!” isn’t OK.