kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
As a graduating senior, I’d like to leave my fellow Tar Heels with the greatest advice I can: The UL is the best place to poop on campus.
Dear N.C. State students: Sorry that a letter to the editor offended you; I didn’t know you had time to read in between feeding your chickens and plowing the fields.
Black Falcon 2.0: Harrison Barnes Returns. With John Henson, Kendall Marshall and Tyler Zeller. Directed by Roy Williams. Coming Fall 2011 to an arena/TV/aircraft carrier near you.
To the student who emailed our entire chemistry lecture with a description of a “dude” whom she met and needed to give her
correct phone number to: That is adorable.
To the guy sitting next to me also randomly bursting into laughter: Dude, we are so high right now.
Sorry darling, but just because he walks you back to your dorm doesn’t make it a half walk of shame.
Dear Alert Carolina, would you have even texted me if a tornado had touched down on campus?