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Kvetching Board for April 21, 2011

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

As a graduating senior, I’d like to leave my fellow Tar Heels with the greatest advice I can: The UL is the best place to poop on campus.

Dear N.C. State students: Sorry that a letter to the editor offended you; I didn’t know you had time to read in between feeding your chickens and plowing the fields.

Black Falcon 2.0: Harrison Barnes Returns. With John Henson, Kendall Marshall and Tyler Zeller. Directed by Roy Williams. Coming Fall 2011 to an arena/TV/aircraft carrier near you.

To the student who emailed our entire chemistry lecture with a description of a “dude” whom she met and needed to give her
correct phone number to: That is adorable.

To the guy sitting next to me also randomly bursting into laughter: Dude, we are so high right now.

Sorry darling, but just because he walks you back to your dorm doesn’t make it a half walk of shame.

Dear Alert Carolina, would you have even texted me if a tornado had touched down on campus?

Dear future employer: You want me to get 500 responses in a week? Are you f—-ing serious? https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/musictrends

People, please, quit putting screenshots of your fall schedule on Facebook. Do you really think anybody cares?

To the person who pulled the Granville Towers fire alarm tonight — if we didn’t know who our friends were sleeping with before, we know now!

To the classy couple having sex in the 10th floor study lounge of Morrison on Friday night: You can find yourselves on YouTube.

To the senior who was asked if they were studying on a Thursday: My weekend started on Tuesday. Who the @#$% are YOU?

To the person who kvetched about gas prices being higher than your GPA: Since when did stealing Katt Williams’ tweet become a kvetch? #losing

Dear Mary Cooper, let me be the Monica Lewinsky to your Bill Clinton.

To my roommate who keeps clogging the toilet: When I offer you some of my high fiber snacks, it’s more than just a suggestion.

Why did the admissions office schedule so many tours on 4/20? I get paranoid when people stare at me.

Our Big Three stay, and Kentucky’s Big Three bolt: I’ll take loyalty over Calipari any day.

North Carolinians waiting to turn left are models of southern efficiency.

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to opinion@dailytarheel.com, subject line ‘kvetch.’

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