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kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

  • To the woman who flipped her car on Rosemary Street: What bar is open before 11:15 AM on a Tuesday?
  • Getting a kvetch published in the summer: so easy, a freshman could do it (Yes, I said freshman. Bite me).
  • To the girl that absolutely killed the Missy Elliot song at He’s Not on Sunday, you are amazing. Best. Karaoke. Ever.
  • To UNC Financial Aid: Why do you give me money, then ask for it back a week later?
  • Corporate B.S. = the Kvetching Board simultaneously trademarking itself and cutting itself down to four entries.
  • To the student who kvetched about a lack of “babes” at UNC during the summer: welcome to life as a female Tar Heel. We ask ourselves the same question in reverse all year.

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to opinion@dailytarheel.com, subject line ‘kvetch.’

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