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Tuesday January 25th

Kvetching Board™ for July 14, 2011

kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

To the squeaky-voiced boys who have been debating the per-semester college expenses for the past hour: you could not look any more frosh. And “snacks” are going to cost you far more than $250. Also, you’re going to need to create a separate row on your spread sheet for alcohol expenses.

To the girl from the back of biology class: No I will not make out with you! Especially when today’s topic is chlorophyll. Geez.

I recently moved from Carrboro to Church St. and while I’m delighted that it only takes me 10 minutes to walk to campus, I’m a little revolted that I have to walk past P Bob’s and frat court every single day now. #hippiechickproblems

To, “Why study so hard if I’m just going to marry rich.” Nice one, DUDE; such lofty goals are surely a benchmark of success.

To the guy who spelled POOP with his own feces on the UL bathroom wall: jokes on you; YOU have it on your hands.

Google is so dumb, I can only assume it was invented by Bing.

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