v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Dear First Years: I would be jealous of your CCI MacBook, but I feel better because you still look like a high schooler.
To the jerk who stole my bike: Thanks for making my first day of class excellent.
I see you freshmen not being able to figure out the door situation at Qdoba.
To the guy singing “The Climb” while showering: You’re back in a dorm now, and you were off key.
Freshmen: The printer in the UL is open more than just the 10 minutes before your class. Sheesh.
Dear Lenoir, how’d we get sushi? I know it’s expensive, and we don’t have money. Where is this fish coming from?
Dear UNC: We didn’t have any kvetches this week. Do better. Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood DTH.
Hey Kvetching board, chill out. I’ll complain when I’m good and ready.
To the sophomore who told @KButter5 we don’t have a Smith Center #timetotransfer
Send your one-to-two sentence entries to
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