kvetch ’kvech, ’kfech:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Have I signed a petition for SBP? Yeah, yours will be my fourth.
To the girl Facebook-creeping on “the cute blonde guy with the whorish girlfriend:” That whore sits behind you. And by the way, your shirt is on inside out.
I’m glad people skateboard/longboard around campus, because otherwise I wouldn’t know who was cool.
To the girl wearing a “We didn’t come to college to find our husbands, we came to find our bridesmaids!” shirt: That’s funny; I came to college to get an education.
Dear missing bricks, thanks for adding me to the torn ACL Crew. Do I get to sit next to Lezz and Dex now?
Why isn’t there a twerking LFIT?
To the girls who complain about us staring at your boobs at the gym: We need to remember you by something when you give up on your New Year’s resolution.
Dear Letters to the Editor: please keep our sundry time machines and witches out of off-topic letters. Sincerely, Physics Majors and Salem, Massachusetts.