kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the CTOPS guy from Maine who said it was “really hot” when the high was 80: Get ready for a fun four years, bro.
Isn’t kvetching about not having a kvetch posted an oxymoron and permissible as two negatives yield a positive kvetch?
Thanks YoPo, for advertising acceptance of credit cards, but failing to mention the $0.20 fee.
I just submitted three kvetches, can I go back to playing with After Effects and watching my summer TV shows now?
To the lady on Franklin rockin’ the “I’m Fat, Let’s Party” tee: TOPO dance floor Saturday night?
To the girl half naked on MLK Friday night: How did you explain those grass burns the next morning?
To the guy that swiped my boyfriend’s Coca-Cola last Friday night: Enjoy mono.
These summer kvetches are so desolate a tumbleweed rolls by every time I read them.
To the incoming freshmen who stop and look around every time they trip on the bricks: don’t worry, you’ll learn.