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kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

To the girl in our group project who said she didn’t know where China was on a map because she was “bad at directions:” Do you even go here?

Puff puff pass to P.J. FOR THE THREEEE!

Seeing the judge for an alcohol citation is tough enough without all the homeless people walking by and peering in — can we maybe cover those windows? Please and thank you.

To the Justin Long look-alike working at YoPo: Can I just trade my 10 receipts for you?

To the UL librarians: Just because there are a total of three people in the library doesn’t mean you can talk. Shhh, thank you.

You’re asking why I’m on campus and calling me old when I graduated only a month ago? Too soon bro.

To the girl at the rec center whose tights ripped over her ass: I admire your determination but please go home and change.

I guess P.J. was just practicing for the NBA

To the guy chasing after a chipmunk with his phone and screaming, “ALVIIIIIIIN:” Did it sing, or is the stress of summer school finally getting to you?

To the hot girl playing chess on her iPhone: You will make some lucky nerd very happy one day.

You mean I can TEXT my kvetches in? My life is a lie.

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