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Kelsey Weekman (not like most girls) and Drew Goins (not NOT like most girls) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
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Kelsey Weekman (not like most girls) and Drew Goins (not NOT like most girls) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
Sometimes all you need to relax is a hot shower and a cup of tea. Sometimes all it takes to let stress out is a phone call to your mom or best friend.
When fruit goes bad at my house, my little brother takes it to the backyard and throws it at trees.
Kelsey Weekman and Drew Goins (two lumps, one sheet) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
Reading Harry Potter was the best thing I've ever done to impress a boy. (Eating a salad was the worst.)
Kelsey Weekman (majority whip) and Drew Goins (majorly whipped) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
Kelsey Weekman (ready for fall break) and Drew Goins (fall broken) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
Kelsey and Alice discuss hot topics in pop culture, including the play "Hamilton" and concerning celebrity Instagram posts.
Drew Goins (b. 1994) and Kelsey Weekman (1994-2013) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
I played fantasy football once in 2011. My friend made me enter her dad’s league because they just needed another body. (That’s also how I made this newspaper squad.)
CLARIFICATION: In an earlier version of this article, Drew Goins was incorrectly identified as a Prezi brand ambassador. The Daily Tar Heel would like to clarify that Prezi had no part in this article and that Goins is not an official representative of Prezi.
I recently hid all of the pictures of myself on Facebook from 2008 to 2010 because I went through a distinct "emo phase."
I've been wearing the same outfit for two days, and I'm really self conscious about it.
Last Thanksgiving, a friend and I wrote a column for the DTH making fun of N.C. State fans.
Kelsey Weekman (business casual) and Drew Goins (resort skanky) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
This week, Alice and Kelsey discuss how it's okay to talk about your bad day, roundup this week's current events and Kelsey's mom stops by.
Saturday night, I was at a football game reading a book.
Drew Goins (He’s Not Here) and Kelsey Weekman (She’s Around Here Somewhere) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
...you are between the ages of 18 and 34 and you're not sure what to call yourself. Is it millennial? Generation Y? Snake person?
Drew Goins (The Achordants gave him a callback freshman year!) and Kelsey Weekman (The Achordants gave her a restraining order freshman year!) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.