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Alison Krug (smart) and Kiana Cole (Morehead Pain) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
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Alison Krug (smart) and Kiana Cole (Morehead Pain) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
Good morning!
Good morning! In honor of us officially being one week removed from Valentine's Day 2017 (and subsequently in honor of everyone who's been dumped in the last seven days), one of our Swerve writers put together the Ultimate DTH Breakup Playlist™.
Good morning, and happy Monday to everyone who's not my neighbors whose friend keeps taking the last parking spot when I get home from work.
Behind incendiary shooting from Justin Jackson and an opportunistic defense, the No. 10 North Carolina basketball team took a 34-22 halftime lead against visiting No. 14 Virginia.
Good morning, and thank the Good Lord Above™ it's finally Friday.
Good morning!
Alison Krug (SinglesWithFoodAllergies.com) and Kiana Cole (SeaCaptainDate.com) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
Good morning, and happy Wednesday to everyone except the American Kennel Club judge who messed up my Westminster bracket last night.
Good morning, and please enter your submissions for who should be my significant other for the today here!
Good morning, and welcome to the day before the worst day of the calendar year! In honor of the holiday — and the Carrboro's annual Valentine’s Day Party for Older Adults around town — I've been reminiscing tonight about my first experience going to a dance with a significant other in high school.
Kiana Cole (Justin Jackson of The Daily Tar Heel office) and Alison Krug (Rameses of the DTH break room) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
We're not talking about it. Not today, zaffre-blue satans.
Good morning — and welcome to the day we've all been waiting for since March 5 last year.
Good morning! With just two short days until I get to stop caring about this week and one day until UNC faces off against The Enemy in Cameron Stadium, our sports desk is breaking down three key takeaways from yesterday's press conference with the men's basketball team. Among other things, Roy described Duke fans these days as less "intimidating" and more "sort of cute."
Good morning! As most of you have heard from previous newsletters, my social life last summer is best described by my favorite compound adjective, "good-not-great."
Good morning, and congratulations on finally being allowed to shower again.
Good morning, and congratulations condragulations for making it to the end of this week!
Good morning, and welcome to officially only having five weeks until I'll be sitting in a car halfway en route to New Orleans for Spring Break! Not that I'm keeping track or whatever.
Alison Krug (recovering from jaw surgery) and Kiana Cole (not addressing her cavities) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.