Satire: How I made a winning March Madness bracket
"So with these ingenious tactics, I have constructed the most promising bracket every basketball bro wishes they had."
Read More »"So with these ingenious tactics, I have constructed the most promising bracket every basketball bro wishes they had."
Read More »"Every American knows college is mainly known for three things: getting a degree, sports and spring break."
Read More »"I shifted uncomfortably, sipping my now-lukewarm coffee. I started to feel self-conscious, and decided if she was going to spend the rest of the time ...
Read More »"It’s 5 p.m. on a Monday. It’s 33 degrees, you just got out of three back-to-back classes and somehow it’s already dark out. You envision your destination, ...
Read More »"Maybe Swift’s fans should spend less time calling her “mother” and devote a little more time focusing on the mother who actually matters — ...
Read More »"Finally, I realized the true value of going to UNC. It wasn’t for trivial pursuits like education, social growth, or professional development, but ...
Read More »"As I wait to receive my professor’s decision as to who I’ve been grouped with, I enthusiastically daydream about my future project partner. And soon ...
Read More »"I found out that Lee Roberts was being knighted as UNC's interim chancellor on my recent 38 hour plane ride to New York, where I was stuck next to a ...
Read More »"To me, this is more reflective of the lack of critical thinking skills in this generation than anything. If your first reaction after reading something ...
Read More »"For those of my readers who are not quite hip to historical events, Archduke Franz Ferdinand was the heir to the Austria-Hungary throne in 1914, when ...
Read More »"Finals are less than a week away and you’ve been chosen as one of our contestants for our biannual competition: UNC Finals Survivor."
Read More »"The 'Who Would Win' book series is a collection that pits two animals against each other and evaluates who would win. Here are my own, with a modern ...
Read More »"To be fair, I did forget to enter the lottery. But that doesn’t matter. The lottery should’ve known how bad I wanted that ticket."
Read More »"Recently, the Board of Governors approved a new policy for the state budget that non-STEM professors in the UNC System can no longer receive distinguished ...
Read More »"It looks like you still have 50 general education requirements left; It's almost like they keep adding new ones every year. Before you know it, you’re ...
Read More »"How did we get here? How have these corporations managed to intrude on our lively, bustling campus center? How has our marketplace of ideas turned into ...
Read More »"Now, nearly two years later, I’m a first-year in college and my mouth is watering for the chicken fingers and crinkle-cut fries I’ve been promised. ...
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