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To the obnoxious lady who screamed “amen!” and “absolutely!” after everything Obama said during his speech, please install a muzzle on your mouth and never come to any UNC events other than basketball games.
President Obama AND Late Night with Jimmy Fallon AND Dave Matthews — try to top that for LDOC, Dookies.
Over or under 100% of the kvetches being about Obama’s visit or LDOC?
Making the Kvetching Board twice as big only makes it half as exciting when you get one published, and twice as disappointing when you don’t.
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Happy 4/20, everyone.
To the girl who was absolutely convinced “Mr. Brightside” was written about her life: Most relationships do, in fact, start out with a kiss.
To the hipster who burned his tongue on his coffee: That’s what you get for drinking it before it was cool.
If Amendment One passes, I’m blaming Brad and Angelina for getting married.
To the guy who warned me that he is not boyfriend material: Given a 60:40 ratio and the quality of UNC guys, I’m not the relationship type either, so don’t worry baby.
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To the kid playing pickup against the basketball team while wearing Sperry’s: the Ralph Lauren photo shoot is next week.
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To the girl with the Slytherin prefect’s badge on her bookbag: AVADA KEDAVRA!!
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To the asshole riding a skateboard to and from the bathroom on the eighth floor of Davis: Is this really who you are?
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That awkward moment when you’re walking down the dorm hallway and smell something funny, and then you realize you’re on the guy’s floor.
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To the girl in Lenoir who said, “Oh we got a 1-seed? What does that mean?”: Pack your bags immediately and transfer to N.C.
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Spring Break, defined by UNC Professors: “a whole week to study for an exam on the following Monday.”
To the person sitting alone at a four person table in Lenior: You go Glenn Coco!
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To the girl in Davis with Facebook up on her computer, a TV show on her iPad, and playing a game on her iPhone … all simultaneously: Can you help me study for my test?
To my corporate finance professor who said, “This may look like a big number to you, but it doesn’t to me:” we already knew you’re the one percent.
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