Now that April is right around the corner, the DTH should start printing a backsweat severity forecast along with the daily weather.
Seeing as I got in an argument with my dental hygienist about House Bill 2, I’m kinda glad to be back on campus.
So who would have guessed that our system President would have more balls standing up to Republicans than the Chancellor? Dear Carol, leadership requires commitment to, you know, stated principles and stuff.
To the cute brunette in the chorus with all the allergies — hope you’re not allergic to dates because I’d like to take you out for something romantic. And dairy-free.
My dream of being a high school dropout crashed thanks to UNC.
Dear ITS, please give me back the hour I spent updating my computer with my new Onyen password. kthxbai.
Let’s swap Trump for Arnold: Trump hosts the Apprentice, and Arnold runs the country.
All of science is predicated on the idea that life inherently has value. Where is the room for nihilism in science? Riddle me that, Charles Darwin.