v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Rush Tip: Have fun, ask questions and be a white, heterosexual from Charlotte, Greensboro or Raleigh.
I’d better get superpowers from this chemical spill or gas leak thing because it canceled our exam review.
Honestly, I probably wouldn’t have applied to UNC if I’d known it was a Pepsi-only campus.
To the girl right in front of me who spent all class period on distracting BuzzFeed quizzes: no, I don’t think your friends would describe you as “focused.”
I’ve been dreading walking into Fetzer for the first time after Dance Marathon and it looking completely different — no longer fun and exciting, just Fetzer.
Seriously, the DTH needs to cool it with these suns all over the place. It looks like a third grader just bedazzled my paper.
To the man clearing his driveway with a leaf blower: That is not how that works.
Every time the University goes into Condition 2, I hear “Student safety is important. Staff safety is not. Love, Carolina.”
If I learned anything during the SBP campaign, it’s the fact that Houston Summers is Ryan Reynolds’ long lost twin.