Kvetching Board


Kvetching Board for Oct. 14, 2016

Dear Smoker’s Advocate: I’m not sure what you’re eating, but my lunch doesn’t come with a surgeon general’s warning. I’m also concerned you don’t really understand “toxic chemicals.” Or trees. Sincerely, ConcernedChemist

Kvetching Board for Oct. 7, 2016

While I hope nothing bad happens, I’m waiting for that Alert Carolina email telling me that class has been cancelled on account of hurricane so I can go kayaking in the Pit.

Kvetching Board for Sept. 30, 2016

If some right winger writes to a college newspaper and suggests repealing child labor laws, can the 13th amendment be far behind?

Kvetching Board for Sept. 23, 2016

Nobody wants to admit it, but the lights in Lenoir are definitely flickering because of the Demogorgon.

Kvetching Board for Sept. 9, 2016

To the cute girl in my class who wore a matching turquoise top, earrings and rubber bands on her braces last week: THAT’S how you color-coordinate an outfit. Snaps for you.

Kvetching Board for Sept. 2, 2016

The security scanners at Student Stores beep at me so often that I’m seriously considering abandoning my five seconds of air conditioning when walking across campus.

Kvetching Board for Aug. 26, 2016

To the guy outside the SRC claiming a rhombus is just a square turned on its side, I hope you are not considering math as a major.

Best of the 2015-2016 Kvetching Boad

Best of the 2015-2016 Kvetching Board


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Kvetching board for April 22, 2016


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“Life’s just a party & parties weren’t meant to last.” — Prince #RIP

Kvetching board for April 15, 2016


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