Hi first-years, I’m pretty sure when you say, “I’m so done with college,” you really mean “I just got here.”
Remember that time the DTH endorsed Pat McCrory?
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Rush Tip: Have fun, ask questions and be a white, heterosexual from Charlotte, Greensboro or Raleigh.
I’d better get superpowers from this chemical spill or gas leak thing because it canceled our exam review.
Honestly, I probably wouldn’t have applied to UNC if I’d known it was a Pepsi-only campus.
To the girl right in front of me who spent all class period on distracting BuzzFeed quizzes: no, I don’t think your friends would describe you as “focused.”
I’ve been dreading walking into Fetzer for the first time after Dance Marathon and it looking completely different — no longer fun and exciting, just Fetzer.
Seriously, the DTH needs to cool it with these suns all over the place. It looks like a third grader just bedazzled my paper.
To the man clearing his driveway with a leaf blower: That is not how that works.