I’ve been dreading walking into Fetzer for the first time after Dance Marathon and it looking completely different — no longer fun and exciting, just Fetzer.
Seriously, the DTH needs to cool it with these suns all over the place. It looks like a third grader just bedazzled my paper.
To the man clearing his driveway with a leaf blower: That is not how that works.
Every time the University goes into Condition 2, I hear “Student safety is important. Staff safety is not. Love, Carolina.”
If I learned anything during the SBP campaign, it’s the fact that Houston Summers is Ryan Reynolds’ long lost twin.
To the senseless girl gossiping loudly in the top of the union during Wednesday’s vigil: Were you raised in a barn?
I, president of the UNC Squirrel Coalition, was not invited to the Chancellor’s diversity dinner. Stop the oppression of squirrels on this campus.
Dear BOG: No one’s said this in public yet, so I’m just gonna say it: Y’all are assholes.
Well, now that Art Pope is about to be UNC president, could somebody please remind me what percentage of college-aged adults voted back in November?
To all the teachers who said, “there is no such thing as a stupid question,” syllabus week will always prove you wrong.