It’s only the second week of school and I’m already so tired that I tried to unlock my room with my car remote. It didn’t work.
Can I complain about big swings in temperature from morning to afternoon, even when we keep having 75 degree days? Yes.
Here’s the top kvetches from this past semester! Thank you for allowing us to serve as a sounding board for your questions, comments, concerns and above all: complaints!
If a DTH “quick hit” had said Muslims were filled with vile hate and inner meanness a retraction and apology would have been printed and someone likely would have gotten fired. But of course no one cares about that double standard because it’s just at the expense of Christians.
To the TA who was making his recitation wait while he was in line to get Obama tickets — that’s savage.
I made the mistake of RSVP-ing to the Obama rally for Hillary. Now I am deleting 30,000 of her emails.
If you are consistently late to class, will the professor think you have another class that runs over? Asking for a friend who wakes up late.
Dear Smoker’s Advocate: I’m not sure what you’re eating, but my lunch doesn’t come with a surgeon general’s warning. I’m also concerned you don’t really understand “toxic chemicals.” Or trees. Sincerely, ConcernedChemist
While I hope nothing bad happens, I’m waiting for that Alert Carolina email telling me that class has been cancelled on account of hurricane so I can go kayaking in the Pit.
If some right winger writes to a college newspaper and suggests repealing child labor laws, can the 13th amendment be far behind?