Can we get a separate letters to the editor page for past and current members of Student Congress?
To the student behind me on Merritt Mill Road driving a motor scooter with one hand while texting with the other; hope you have not yet reproduced. Let’s try not to pollute the gene pool.
To the person who had an “accident” in an Old West bathroom shower: I don’t care who you are. If YOU poop it YOU scoop it.
I didn’t realize it was recycling day until I saw a shirtless bro hauling two full bins of cans and beer boxes to the curb next to the community garden. Thanks for being the face (and abs) of the environmental movement.
Where am I supposed to procrastinate now that the second floor of Davis has been remodeled?
Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? Not the what, just the why.
To my liberal econ professor: If Keynes is so smart, how come he’s dead?
Why do sorority girls show up everywhere in odd numbers? Because they can’t even.
If I could read all these bad things people are saying about UNC, I would be so pissed.
To Nicky Showtime the stripper man, I want to hate you, but that Boston accent is so hahd to dislike.