To DPS, so the first person you decide to get after at the BOG meeting is maybe the smallest person in the room? Congrats, bros, you just made me feel a whole lot safer. I think I saw a little old lady jaywalking somewhere you may want to taze.
I got an email from the PSP listserv informing me I could not contribute to the PSP listserv without being on the PSP listserv. SMH.
I knew the apocalypse was near when the power went out and ESPN couldn't broadcast the game.
Dear Carolina Annual Giving: You are not “required” to ask me for money 3 times. No means no! Sincerely, 2012 grad still paying off student loans.
Naturally our preseason No. 1 rank was too good to be true. Is second half (of the season) Marcus going to be a thing?
Who else thinks Marcus broke his hand in a tragic DTH-dispenser accident?
How about instead of outsourcing the Student Stores, we outsource whoever’s in charge of eduroam?
Upon talking about my stress, my friend reminded me that I am a speck on a planet in the universe. Well, this speck has the right to feel miserable about her test, OK?!
Hi first-years, I’m pretty sure when you say, “I’m so done with college,” you really mean “I just got here.”
Remember that time the DTH endorsed Pat McCrory?