I’d better get superpowers from this chemical spill or gas leak thing because it canceled our exam review.
Honestly, I probably wouldn’t have applied to UNC if I’d known it was a Pepsi-only campus.
To the girl right in front of me who spent all class period on distracting BuzzFeed quizzes: no, I don’t think your friends would describe you as “focused.”
I’ve been dreading walking into Fetzer for the first time after Dance Marathon and it looking completely different — no longer fun and exciting, just Fetzer.
Seriously, the DTH needs to cool it with these suns all over the place. It looks like a third grader just bedazzled my paper.
To the man clearing his driveway with a leaf blower: That is not how that works.
Every time the University goes into Condition 2, I hear “Student safety is important. Staff safety is not. Love, Carolina.”
If I learned anything during the SBP campaign, it’s the fact that Houston Summers is Ryan Reynolds’ long lost twin.
To the senseless girl gossiping loudly in the top of the union during Wednesday’s vigil: Were you raised in a barn?
I, president of the UNC Squirrel Coalition, was not invited to the Chancellor’s diversity dinner. Stop the oppression of squirrels on this campus.