To Nicky Showtime the stripper man, I want to hate you, but that Boston accent is so hahd to dislike.
Undierun: streaking for those who have trouble committing.
Seriously though, when is Tar Heel Takeout going to start offering alcohol delivery? #thirstworldproblems
To the guy walking around campus with the metal lunch pail, in the words of Jameis Winston, “IF WE GON DO IT THEN, WE DO IT BIG THEN!”
This weather is like a final $&@# you before spring break.
We had an amazing comeback to beat Duke, got biscuits vs. Wake and then stole a game at State in OT, all in the same week. There should be no kvetching here.
Hey UNC Memes, if you could focus more on being a relic from two years ago and less on being a political mouthpiece, that would be great.
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by d00k basketball.
I, for one, am glad James Michael McAdoo is better at playing basketball than he is at growing facial hair.
UNC: The only place where an inch of snow means a line for Instagrams at the Old Well #snOMG