Naturally our preseason No. 1 rank was too good to be true. Is second half (of the season) Marcus going to be a thing?
Who else thinks Marcus broke his hand in a tragic DTH-dispenser accident?
How about instead of outsourcing the Student Stores, we outsource whoever’s in charge of eduroam?
Upon talking about my stress, my friend reminded me that I am a speck on a planet in the universe. Well, this speck has the right to feel miserable about her test, OK?!
Hi first-years, I’m pretty sure when you say, “I’m so done with college,” you really mean “I just got here.”
Remember that time the DTH endorsed Pat McCrory?
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Rush Tip: Have fun, ask questions and be a white, heterosexual from Charlotte, Greensboro or Raleigh.
I’d better get superpowers from this chemical spill or gas leak thing because it canceled our exam review.
Honestly, I probably wouldn’t have applied to UNC if I’d known it was a Pepsi-only campus.