My dream of being a high school dropout crashed thanks to UNC.
Dear ITS, please give me back the hour I spent updating my computer with my new Onyen password. kthxbai.
Let’s swap Trump for Arnold: Trump hosts the Apprentice, and Arnold runs the country.
All of science is predicated on the idea that life inherently has value. Where is the room for nihilism in science? Riddle me that, Charles Darwin.
It’s only the second week of school and I’m already so tired that I tried to unlock my room with my car remote. It didn’t work.
Can I complain about big swings in temperature from morning to afternoon, even when we keep having 75 degree days? Yes.
Here’s the top kvetches from this past semester! Thank you for allowing us to serve as a sounding board for your questions, comments, concerns and above all: complaints!
If a DTH “quick hit” had said Muslims were filled with vile hate and inner meanness a retraction and apology would have been printed and someone likely would have gotten fired. But of course no one cares about that double standard because it’s just at the expense of Christians.
To the TA who was making his recitation wait while he was in line to get Obama tickets — that’s savage.
I made the mistake of RSVP-ing to the Obama rally for Hillary. Now I am deleting 30,000 of her emails.