KVETCHING BOARD


9/27/2012 10:41pm

Kvetching Board for Sept. 28 2012

Guys, let’s give the CUAB a break. They haven’t had experience with something as difficult as handing out tickets because the concert last year was The New Pornographers.


9/13/2012 10:58pm

Kvetching Board for Sept. 14 2012

Just when I thought I could get away from sorority girl drama, it comes to the letters to the editor section. Nothing is safe.


8/30/2012 11:26pm

Kvetching Board for Aug. 31, 2012

Nothing says welcome back to Franklin Street like seeing a guy take a dump outside Subway in broad daylight.


7/4/2012 10:58am

Kvetching Board for July 5, 2012

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain The Wendy’s in Carrboro is so slow at night, I feel like I’d get my food quicker if I just stood outside the Union and watched them build the new one. Maybe we can get our senators to pass a law that the air temperature can never be higher than 85 degrees. To the calorie conscious patron who only eats Wendy’s: your friend be hatin’. Pack on the pounds, hire an agent and switch to Subway’s.


4/24/2012 11:48pm

Kvetching board for April 25, 2012

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain To the obnoxious lady who screamed “amen!” and “absolutely!” after everything Obama said during his speech, please install a muzzle on your mouth and never come to any UNC events other than basketball games. President Obama AND Late Night with Jimmy Fallon AND Dave Matthews — try to top that for LDOC, Dookies. Over or under 100% of the kvetches being about Obama’s visit or LDOC? Making the Kvetching Board twice as big only makes it half as exciting when you get one published, and twice as disappointing when you don’t.


4/20/2012 12:16am

The Kvetching Board™

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain Happy 4/20, everyone. To the girl who was absolutely convinced “Mr. Brightside” was written about her life: Most relationships do, in fact, start out with a kiss. To the hipster who burned his tongue on his coffee: That’s what you get for drinking it before it was cool. If Amendment One passes, I’m blaming Brad and Angelina for getting married. To the guy who warned me that he is not boyfriend material: Given a 60:40 ratio and the quality of UNC guys, I’m not the relationship type either, so don’t worry baby.


4/12/2012 11:26pm

Kvetching board™

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain To the kid playing pickup against the basketball team while wearing Sperry’s: the Ralph Lauren photo shoot is next week.