Kvetching board for March 5, 2010
kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the kid in my geography class: Stop watching turtle porn!To the guy reading “Spiritual Disciplines for the Christian ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the kid in my geography class: Stop watching turtle porn!To the guy reading “Spiritual Disciplines for the Christian ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear rando Phil: It is not okay to sit with three sophomore girls and then bash their love of cheese sandwiches.Has any ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainWhat could be better than waking up to the sight, sound and smell of sewage seeping into my room twice in three days?Dear ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDearest Ira Glass: If we got married, we would have cute little journalist babies with glasses. Just saying.To the girl ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainIt took more time to deliver my sandwich than it did for the Titanic to sink. To my boyfriend and roommate: Can I not ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo English majors that complain about having to take two math classes: I’m a chemistry major who needs 15 courses in ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainWho do I have to blow to get my kvetch chosen?To the girl in my psychology class: Typing with your pinky finger extended, ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear hipsters: Why do you pay so much money to look poor?To the P2P guy who was so drunk that he started hitting on himself ...
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Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the three girls who peed behind the light post at the Hojo P2P stop on Saturday night: It might shield you from the ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear Justin Wilcox: I saw you Saturday night in your basketball shorts at Qdoba. Don’t be afraid to look good.To all ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo Gary the Pit Preacher: I saw you walk out of the bathroom without washing your hands. That’s a sin. You’re going ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo every student who composes kvetches in their mind all day, every day: You are not alone.Dear Bible study group: Thank ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the girl wearing a fur coat: Just because it’s below 60 degrees does not mean North Carolina suddenly became a part ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the girl who is too loud on her phone: Just because Jeremy likes to hear you say his name 20 times in a baby voice ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo whoever sent the e-mail to the seniors’ listserv and said N.C. was “2ndth” in the competition for getting new ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain.Hey Wilcox: Why don’t you try “natural male enhancement” pills for a bit while I mull over the so-called “natural ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear boyfriend’s friend: I DO NOT HAVE SWINE FLU! But it would be worth getting just to give it to you.To the guy listening ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainStep it up kvetchers! The past two weeks have been disappointing. You are the only thing that got me through each week ...
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainIs it a bad start to a relationship if I found $320 wrapped around a condom in my new girlfriend’s room?“It’s so ...
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