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Sunday August 14th

Kvetching Board


Kvetching board for March 5, 2010

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the kid in my geography class: Stop watching turtle porn!To the guy reading “Spiritual Disciplines for the Christian Life” while drinking a PBR at noon on the seventh floor of Davis: The world will never understand you.To the couple in the sixth floor Davis study room: That was some pretty naked studying.

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Kvetching board for Feb. 26

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear rando Phil: It is not okay to sit with three sophomore girls and then bash their love of cheese sandwiches.Has any one seen my duck Petey? I may have left him on the P2P … To the guys flying around the corners of Cobb parking deck: This is NOT “Tokyo Drift.”

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Kvetching board for Feb. 19, 2010

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainWhat could be better than waking up to the sight, sound and smell of sewage seeping into my room twice in three days?Dear Alpine: It’s not your fault, but I just ate the wax paper.To the guys in my lab: Stop lying to yourselves. Your relationship has moved beyond a bromance.

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Kvetching board for Feb. 12, 2010

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDearest Ira Glass: If we got married, we would have cute little journalist babies with glasses. Just saying.To the girl making out with the water fountain: Haven’t you heard of swine flu?Hey suitemate: I’m not high maintenance, but your pet orchid is.

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Kvetching Board for Feb. 5, 2010

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainIt took more time to deliver my sandwich than it did for the Titanic to sink. To my boyfriend and roommate: Can I not walk into my room without finding you on his back … on my bed? Dear roommate: If you are going to spend every waking moment in our room

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Kvetching board for Jan. 29, 2010

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo English majors that complain about having to take two math classes: I’m a chemistry major who needs 15 courses in social science and humanities. Live with it.Dear annoying whistler in Davis: Are you related to the Arboretum whistler?

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Kvetching board for Jan. 22, 2010

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainWho do I have to blow to get my kvetch chosen?To the girl in my psychology class: Typing with your pinky finger extended, does not make your typing “fancy.”To the guy in my POLI 432 class who came dangerously close to dislocating his shoulder in trying to get the professor to call on him: That’s why he didn’t.

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Kvetching board for Jan. 15

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear hipsters: Why do you pay so much money to look poor?To the P2P guy who was so drunk that he started hitting on himself in the mirror: Enough said. @UNCBasketballPlayers: A little less tweeting, a little more practice.

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Kvetching board for Nov. 24

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the three girls who peed behind the light post at the Hojo P2P stop on Saturday night: It might shield you from the road, but the 10 floors of Hojo can still see you.To the people meowing outside my window last night: I was unaware UNC had changed its mascot to the kittens.

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Kvetching board for Nov. 13

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear Justin Wilcox: I saw you Saturday night in your basketball shorts at Qdoba. Don’t be afraid to look good.To all the guys participating in No-Shave November: Shave — or we’ll start participating, too. Love, the ladies of UNC.Dear twins: Can you two double team ME sometime? Thanks.

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Kvetching board for Nov. 6

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo Gary the Pit Preacher: I saw you walk out of the bathroom without washing your hands. That’s a sin. You’re going to hell.To the girl watching porn in corner of the UL: We all know that is not for your WMST class.Mark Kleinschmidt is kinda sexy.

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Kvetching board for Oct. 30

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo every student who composes kvetches in their mind all day, every day: You are not alone.Dear Bible study group: Thank you for monopolizing the study lounge and singing loudly so that none of us can use the room for what it’s meant to be used for. No, really, we appreciate it.

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Kvetching board for Oct. 21

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the girl wearing a fur coat: Just because it’s below 60 degrees does not mean North Carolina suddenly became a part of Antarctica.Dear Blackboard: Can I please take a quiz on your site that actually works? … Just once … Please? … Thanks.Overheard at Morrison bus stop: “I’ll give you $20 to jump in front of the P2P.”

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Kvetching board for Oct. 16

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the girl who is too loud on her phone: Just because Jeremy likes to hear you say his name 20 times in a baby voice doesn’t mean the rest of us do.A noise complaint at four in the afternoon on a Friday? Really? … Really?

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Kvetching board for Oct. 2

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo whoever sent the e-mail to the seniors’ listserv and said N.C. was “2ndth” in the competition for getting new books: Maybe we should donate them to you instead.Dear football players: Why is it that I see you at almost every party, but at the football games you don’t show up?

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Kvetching board for Sept. 25

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain.Hey Wilcox: Why don’t you try “natural male enhancement” pills for a bit while I mull over the so-called “natural female enhancement” of heels and make-up?To my girlfriend: When I said, “dinner on me,” I meant I’d pay for our meal; it was NOT a cue for you to send me texts about eating food off my body.

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Kvetching board for Sept. 18

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear boyfriend’s friend: I DO NOT HAVE SWINE FLU! But it would be worth getting just to give it to you.To the guy listening to “The Lion King” soundtrack in the UL at 1 a.m.: The hyenas weren’t the only ones laughing.Wait, Greek kids using cocaine? Who ever would have guessed?

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Kvetching board for Sept. 11

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainStep it up kvetchers! The past two weeks have been disappointing. You are the only thing that got me through each week the past three years and now you are failing me.To the guy trying to play music at 3 a.m. in Hinton James: You have fully established yourself as “that guitar guy.” Now stop.

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Kvetching board for Sept. 4

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainIs it a bad start to a relationship if I found $320 wrapped around a condom in my new girlfriend’s room?“It’s so diverse here” translates to “My high school had no black people.”To the red headed girl who attempted to molest me: No means no. It does not mean try harder.

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